sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
I dont think Scott is appreciated enough
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
That is so cute.
You just see him like:
"Alright human…I know you’re in here…I can smell ya.."
"AH HA!!!!! I GOTCHA"