This story keeps on getting better and better
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries
Ireland is my fave.
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
EATS FALLS ASLEEP
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
I just get everything vanilla and grape. Swap water FTW!!!!!
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.