Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
>.< soo cuute
Leave it alone, West says.
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
One of the best faints in cinema history
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
She doesn’t phone me anymore, you can tell her that!
So there’s only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.